DAY 75

I forgot it was Passover. Next year in Jerusalem.

janedoe@seductive.com

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY

Time flies. It was five years ago this month that I adopted by beloved baby Pandora.

DAY 74

TWO DEATHS:

MENSA member and DC resident Keren Coxe March 26th.

Family friend Mary Despo Argianas March 19th. Donations in memory of Miss Argianas can be made to http://www.snapofpa.org

ADOPT A PIG!

March is Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 73

Holy Week is starting out in a fittingly grim way, weatherwise at least.

janedoe@seductive.com

YAY!

I aced my Internet Savvy course!

THE CHERRY ORCHARD

Perfect for the cherry blossom festival: http://www.drama21c.net/writers/chekhov/cherryorchard.htm

I can relate to the characters in too many ways.

PALM SUNDAY

Today is Palm Sunday. Didn't realize why it was so important to my grandmother until I found out last night that my great-grandmother (Grandma's mother) was laid out that day.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Victorville Daily Press.

CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME

The national cherry blossom festival starts today.

DAY 72

Forgot to mention the divorce yesterday. Not mine, but still affecting multiple parties.

WEEK 13

Weather good one day, bad the next. Same as my business. The healthcare bill passed. Even though I’m not happy with it, violence and threats of it are not the way to make yourself popular.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 71

I swear I work with one of George Noory's shadow people.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 70

It's twilight time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKeoCpW4XVU&feature=related

Ok, somewhere in the world it is.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 69

There is something so comforting about the smell and feel of a diner. Especially at this hour of the night.

janedoe@seductive.com

PROJECT PERCOLATOR

See http://www.jamminjava.com/home/events/jim-weiders-project-percolator

DAY 68

BAD PIG STEW: http://picasaweb.google.com/sally.hurley/TheStewPot?feat=directlink#

DAY 67

"How 'bout you build towards makin' some fuckin' fries?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6OselVRTsM&feature=related

Wanda Sykes

I, too, would like to think whatever I am doing now is all building towards something.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 66

ALKOHOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSR8naOqFbM

I have not had a drink since Mardi Gras, yet I deal so much with drunks and make my money off them. Should I feel guilty?

DAY 65 "HAPPY PEOPLE PASS MY WAY"

Barry Manilow

So do a lot of unhappy-looking ones, even on a weekend in this beautiful weather. Makes me happy that I'm NOT part of a couple.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Augusta Chronicle.

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ri_1UJuh88

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDAPtrsWSmk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RISxUjlMn5k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImFLvwIIM54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trsLA4Y5HAc

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/videos/?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ad3c8b9f-2a95-46c4-af26-21db7602c76b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXb8sLeCwYo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkHnqvqbZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohT_aJnzkWg&feature=related

DAY 64 SPRING

Has sprung.

WEEK TWELVE

The weather has improved greatly and my financial situation has improved slightly.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 63

MAKING HAY...

...while the sun shines. And giving massages, etc.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 62

THE YELLOW BANANAS

At Starbucks reminded me of summer and cheered me up. So did the free ice tea.

DAY 61

ST PATRICK'S DAY

It seems a lot of my work in volves dealing with drunks. My St. Patrick's day dinner consisted of beans, rice, chicken and steak.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 60

TIRED

And cold but more optimistic than I was when I woke up.

DAY 59

Filled out my census form, but not sure how much faith I have in it.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 58

CUTTING THE CHEESE

Or, rather, cutting the chase: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35835957/ns/world_news-europe/?gt1=43001

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette.

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/vatican#p/a/u/0/2rNU3FtzHik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZdwWCvI1Q4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6LlPukbp0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQWerwtskVE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/donjojohannes#p/u/26/1q5BjtWDHXM

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6270238n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRB4vdA-OmA

http://www.youtube.com/nicecatholicgirl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HiMAxfkM4&feature=related

DAY 57

CHOCOLATE BUNNIES ON THE HORIZON:

http://woman.catholicexchange.com/2010/03/08/3016/

WEEK ELEVEN

Lent is about half over. Not gaining much weight, probably losing. We are expecting gale force winds and a couple inches of rain this weekend, enough to wash away any remaining ice and snow.

janedoe@seductive.com

REPORTER KICKED OUT...

...of Sean Penn press conference. Sorry I wasn't there:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/lachlan-markay/2010/03/12/sean-penn-kicks-out-reporter-challenging-him-rectal-cancer-remark

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 56

THESE 40 OR SO DAYS OF LENT

See http://catholicexchange.com/2010/03/12/127985

I want to know when does Lent END? If I give up something for Lent starting Ash Wednesday, when can I enjoy it again? Every Sunday during Lent? Holy Thursday? Holy Saturday at noon? Easter Sunday at midnight?

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 55

BLAH

I'm tired.

DAY 54

THANK G-D FOR BOOZE

Not that I'm drinking it. To the contrary. But it makes other people so much more generous with their money

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 53

IT'S A GREAT DAY...

...for a protest. There was a huge health care demonstration going from DuPont Circle to "M" Street, right past my studio. During a massage. So these assholes blocked the entrance to at least one healthcare professional's building and made a racket during her massage. Nice going, guys.

DAY 52

AND THE WINNER WAS...

Went to the DC Film Society Oscar party last night, was treated like a princess. Liked what the winners said about not giving up on dreams. Also liked Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin's spoof on Paranormal Activity:

http://videos.nymag.com/video/Steve-Martin-and-Alec-Baldwin-3#c=DXBB903R288JJSSX&t=Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin's 'Paranormal Activity' Spoof

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 51

Confucius say man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts:

http://www.let.uu.nl/~Ora.Matushansky/personal/confucius.html

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Huntsville Times.

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/vatican#p/a/u/0/_s-Lin7zMrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31hCqk-kmSg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMxGvl_PNGo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlUqybC0Lg0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bmkUlXp5sk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYp0GVzmLgY

http://www.youtube.com/prayersfordummies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3AOZQ7E1Ug&feature=related

DAY 50

Wow, 50 days without starving.

WEEK TEN

Last Saturday Chile had an earthquake that literally rocked the world. And will probably send up fruit prizes worldwide, or at least in America.

janedoe@seductive.com

NEW AGE PERVERT

A couple days ago a guy asked me for a massage. He asked if I minded massaging his glutes and I got suspicious. Then he started babbling about seeing an acupuncturist, saying his groin chakras were messed up and his naturopath told him he carried his tension in his pelvic area. He insisted he wasn’t looking for sex, it’s just that he was from California. Funny, my client directly before him was from California and wasn’t asking for a hand job.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 49

Darn that fish!

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 48

MEDICAL QUESTION:

Why does "psoas" sound like "sore ass?"

DAY 47

Wow, my appetite has really decreased. Which, I hope, is a good thing.

janedoe@seductive.com

DAY 46

"THAT WEIRD CATHOLIC PSYCH TRIP"

http://catholicexchange.com/2010/03/02/127506

DAY 45

Believe it or not, I first saw this on Catholic Exchange:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b12aglwd8QY

Here are two other good ones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZdwWCvI1Q4
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXb8sLeCwYo&feature=related