Thursday, September 30, 2010

DAY 258

DAY 28

Tony Curtis died yesterday, a Hungarian Jew. I was proud when Jamie Lee Curtis declared on some talk show "I'm a Hungarian Jewish girl."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

MY CAR PASSED INSPECTION

Fourth time's a charm.

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DAY 257

DAY 27

The pain is back.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

DAY 256

DAY 26

Wow, being almost totally pain-free. What a concept.

Monday, September 27, 2010

DAY 255

DAY 25

You got into my dream. How'd you do that? You weren't supposed to be there.

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

DAY 254

DAY 24

Went to the Navy Five-Miler. Saw guys young enough to be my sons with missing limbs. Some missing more than one limb. Another reason to oppose the war in Iraq.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Fayetteville Observer: http://fayobserver.com/

Friday, September 24, 2010

WEEK 39

WEEK FOUR

Beautiful weather, stock market up, gas prices okay. Teresa Lewis was executed this week. Getting over an awful cold, having a lot of physical pain. Hurts like crazy when I cough. If it were my left shoulder I would swear I was having a heart attack.

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BARBIE GIRLS

Did a search on "Dundalk Barbie" and got this: http://www.traveldivastories.com/2008/06/new-limited-edition-baltimore-barbies.html

Also found one on other Maryland Barbies:
http://www.robinsweb.com/maryland/montgomery_county_barbies.html

I would personally change "Cabin John Barbie" to "Takoma Park Barbie" (Does not want or need a Ken doll)

Some Virginia Barbies:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/91039/91279.html

Except "Falls Church Barbie" is not accurate. It should read "has a poor self-image, hates Falls Church, hates herself more, wanted nothing more than to leave Falls Church, and now fears she may have to move back..."

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DAY 252

DAY 22

Wow. Just wow. A friend who covers for you is a great friend, but friends shouldn't have to cover for you. Word.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

103 YEARS AGO TODAY

My grandmother Mary Ann Kozma (Kusma) was born.

DAY 251

DAY 21

Some guy touched my breast on 18th St. I told the nearest female cop. Like Christopher Moltisanti, I was in no fucking mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

DAY 249

DAY 19

My reputation as a cougar has preceded me. Should I be insulted?

Monday, September 20, 2010

DAY 248

DAY 18

Running a fever and coughing up green stuff.


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Sunday, September 19, 2010

DAY 247

DAY 17

Dilemna: Polish sausage or soft ice cream?

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Youngstown Vindicator: http://www.vindy.com/

Friday, September 17, 2010

WEEK 38

WEEK THREE

Weather has been beautiful, stock market ended on an up note, gas prices maybe up a little but not too bad. Was having less pain, but haven't slept well, so it's back. And I think I'm coming down with something.

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DAY 245

DAY 15

Got my hair permed.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

DAY 244

DAY 14

Got an interesting cookie fortune the other day :"Fear knocked at the door and faith answered. No one was there."

K translated it as "Fear was afraid of Faith and ran like a mofo!"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

DAY 243

DAY 13

A couple notable primary upsets yesterday. It looks as though Vincent Gray will be the new mayor of DC. Paid my property taxes today.

Ok, DC, let's see our tax dollars being put to GOOD use. If you had, those kids might be behind bars now. If DC cops had been where they were supposed to be I might not have been robbed, period.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

DAY 242

DAY 12

Replaced all of my keys, new Suntrust and Starbucks cards arrived in the mail. Got eleven books of Mac's coupons. Life is good.

Monday, September 13, 2010

DAY 241

DAY 11

Bruising more than ever, probably from the aspirin.

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

HOW WHITE AM I?

Took the Facebook "How White Are You?" quiz and scored 44%. I can turn much whiter, but that usually involves a heavy loss of blood and/or consciousness.

Now I am also bruising, hopefully just from the aspirin.

DAY 240

Today is Adams Morgan Day: http://www.adamsmorgandayfestival.com/

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Michigan State News: http://www.statenews.com

Friday, September 10, 2010

WEEK 37

WEEK TWO

Beautiful weather, market up, in a lot of physical pain.

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BIO-CYCLE RACE

I am cycling various antiinflammatories to keep from damaging any body parts. Or getting hooked.

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DAY 238

DAY 8

Cops in Adams Morgan are still asking how I am. That's nice.

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

DAY 237

DAY 7

I ache.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY

Today is the feast of the the Nativity of Our Lady.

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DAY 236

DAY 6

Happy New Year 5771!

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

DAY 235

DAY 5

A re-write of Friday's Post:

At about 3:00 AM Eastern Time Friday I was robbed in front of Tryst on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. The suspects were three African American males and one female, apparently in their late teens or early 20's, medium to dark complected. One of then was wearing a rhinestone pendant around his neck. They took my ATM card, cell phone, keys and Starbucks card. All were in a purple velvet drawstring bag.

The female was very petite, may have scratch marks on her arms, neck or face. The males were roughly five feet seven inches. At least one had braids. One was missing a tooth. They were last seen headed eastbound on Columbia Road.
If you have any information, please call (202) 673-6815 and ask for Detective Luna. the case # is 127287

Thank you

Monday, September 6, 2010

DAY 234

DAY 4

Observed Labour Day by not labouring.

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Sunday, September 5, 2010

DAY 233

DAY 3

Having a hard time waking up.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Pensacola News Journal: http://www.pnj.com/

Friday, September 3, 2010

WEEK 36

WEEK ONE

Stock market up, weather not bad. It's now dark when I leave home in the morning. And I was robbed, but no one threatened my life.

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DAY 231

DAY 1

I had meant for this to be a year of blogging about food, but it is turning into another victim's diary. Maybe I am supposed to be robbed every seven years or so? See
http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html

ROBBERY ALERT

At about 3:00 AM Eastern Time today I was robbed in front of Tryst on 18th Street in Adams Morgan. The suspects were three black males and one female, apparently in their 20's, medium to dark complected. One of then was wearing a rhinestone pendant around his neck. They took my ATM card, cell phone, keys and Starbucks card. All were in a purple velvet bag.

The female was very petite, the males were roughly five feet seven inches. At least one had braids. They were last seen headed eastbound on Columbia Road.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

DAY 230

This is pretty funny. Historical Facebook updates: http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses

Abe Lincoln: Going to the theater tonight with the missus...got private box seats, baby!

Part II

Helen Keller: kfugjszszla/'dlgh7lsd mmaje9;,vncoDSDsfajksdf

Annie Sullivan: It was a good try, Helen.

http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses-part-2

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

DAY 229

A hostage situation at the Discovery Channel Building in Silver Spring ended with the hostage taker dead. May G-d have mercy on his victims. PTSD sucks.

Also, may G-d have mercy on him and the cop who had to shoot him. That couldn't have been easy.

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