An up and down week, started up moodwise and marketwise, ended down the same way, but up weatherwise.
janedoe@seductive.com
Friday, April 30, 2010
DAY 105 ASSAULT IN ADAMS MORGAN
Around 2:29 AM a woman was assaulted in the Valley Vista Condominium in Adams Morgan. The victim had been drinking with friends at a bar at 18th St and Columbia Rd when she entered the building from the Ashmead Place entrance. She says once she was inside the building he grabbed her from behind, putting his had over her mouth. He fled the building when she screamed.
The victim describes her assailant as bald black man, probably in his thirties, from five foot nine to six feet, medium build. He was wearing a light blue or white shirt and blue jeans. It's not clear whether the man followed her into the building or whether he was already inside.
janedoe@seductive.com
The victim describes her assailant as bald black man, probably in his thirties, from five foot nine to six feet, medium build. He was wearing a light blue or white shirt and blue jeans. It's not clear whether the man followed her into the building or whether he was already inside.
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
DAY 103
My third day with the US government. Not sure whether I am all grown up or have become part of the Hitler Youth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY86ADsJvcY
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
DAY 102
I am apparently developing a relationship with DC's Finest. Last night I saw some people smoking dope on 18th St. I was terrfied the cops would think I was smoking, too.
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janedoe@seductive.com
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPsM0Z6y1VQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tAtTs58mKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuUV1ME5WbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkwm8a1kBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71OpZpaS0M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77EJ2zsPZRw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ixJFOTx2M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmxtMqpvHk
http://www.youtube.com/Prayersfordummies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTk0zjojaCg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tAtTs58mKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuUV1ME5WbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkwm8a1kBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71OpZpaS0M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77EJ2zsPZRw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ixJFOTx2M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmxtMqpvHk
http://www.youtube.com/Prayersfordummies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTk0zjojaCg&feature=related
Friday, April 23, 2010
DAY 98
Saw another dwarf, this time in Georgetown. Ought to call it "Dwarftown."
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janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
DAY 96
It just gets weirder. This morning I hustled a dwarf. At first I thought she was a little kid and wondered what kind of jerk would bring his child to Adams Morgan at that hour of the morning. But she appreciated it and was not drunk or high, unlike the last dwarf I hustled.
I figured dwarves need my services, too, and dwarf money is as good as any other money (although it was her normal-sized friend who paid) and it’s not as though I tossed her. I would only toss a consenting dwarf – there is nothing worse than a reluctant dwarf, all that screaming and those little arms and legs flailing…
janedoe@seductive.com
I figured dwarves need my services, too, and dwarf money is as good as any other money (although it was her normal-sized friend who paid) and it’s not as though I tossed her. I would only toss a consenting dwarf – there is nothing worse than a reluctant dwarf, all that screaming and those little arms and legs flailing…
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
DAY 95
Hot coffee is good with whipped cream on top. I first had it that way in Europe. It doesn't need sugar. And it is so comforting on a cold April morning. Especially when someone treats you.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Monday, April 19, 2010
DAY 94
About a week or two a go a guy gave me a dollar because I'm so sexy (his words). I think it was last week a guy gave me five dollars extra because I'm "so beautiful." Last night a guy gave me twenty provided I would leave him alone and go away. Hey, I'll take what I can get.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeCjUOs3m84
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAPwyodTkYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzwPRiecMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQg4wsWaLOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqblichBkro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz86rFl04v8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR-L6EZETU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cusEvQBZCu8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAPwyodTkYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzwPRiecMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQg4wsWaLOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqblichBkro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz86rFl04v8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR-L6EZETU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cusEvQBZCu8&feature=related
DAY 92 -- I HAD A DREAM
I am at a party with a variety of foods, ham, noodles, etc. Every time I fill my plate and put it down it disappears and the selection of food changes. I refuse to vote for some bill or other in Congress (healthcare related, I think) and some mafia-type guys steal my car, demanding more than 10K to get it back.
Friday, April 16, 2010
WEEK 16
Weather has improved, dogwoods and azaleas are at least two weeks early. This week we had the largest gathering of world leaders in DC since WWII and one person was killed. Also, Goldman Sachs stocks plummeted and there was a volcanic eruption in Iceland. I would like to think my job situation is improving. I am not very nauseous or dizzy, but still tired and my rosacea is flaring up. And I itch. How banal.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY 91
A guy I worked with in Munich had a dawg named “Pizza,” so called because they found her in Italy. I wasn’t sure of the dawg’s gender, as in German it is “der Hund.” Pizza’s owner said “he’s very intelligent. He learns everything right away.” I wanted to say “yeah, but he forgets it right away, too.”
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
DAY 87
What a day. The Dow closes over 11 thousand, I'm getting a nice tax refund, I got offered a temp job with the Census Bureau and a guy gives me five dollars extra because I'm beautiful (His words, not mine)
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janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1At182Bcy0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9NF9_P_ZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECSyaegm1U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWULu5_nXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWv0PgzLoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criZzd1dzmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6DIa2gFaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTGV-RBhlA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9NF9_P_ZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECSyaegm1U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWULu5_nXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWv0PgzLoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criZzd1dzmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6DIa2gFaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTGV-RBhlA&feature=related
DAY 85
Four missing West Virginia miners found dead:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36183425/ns/us_news-life
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and may the perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of G-d rest in peace. Amen.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36183425/ns/us_news-life
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and may the perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of G-d rest in peace. Amen.
Friday, April 9, 2010
WEEK 15
Had a much nicer Easter than I could have expected. Weather has improved, my financial situation not really. Was feeling much better Thursday, then a lot worse Friday. Feeling a LOT better right now.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY 84
A LOVE SONG
There is something so comforting about pizza in the middle of the night. There at least three places on 18th St. that are open that late. The pizza has just the right amount of cheese and I love the way the pepperoni grease drips off it. The slices sell for about five or six dollars per, but each one is about the size of half a regular pizza. I like to add garlic, oregano and hot peppers.
janedoe@seductive.com
There is something so comforting about pizza in the middle of the night. There at least three places on 18th St. that are open that late. The pizza has just the right amount of cheese and I love the way the pepperoni grease drips off it. The slices sell for about five or six dollars per, but each one is about the size of half a regular pizza. I like to add garlic, oregano and hot peppers.
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
DAY 82
HOW COULD I FORGET?
Seven years ago yesterday I adopted my first pig and haven't regretted it for a second: http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/pigone.jpg
janedoe@seductive.com
Seven years ago yesterday I adopted my first pig and haven't regretted it for a second: http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/pigone.jpg
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
DAY 81
WHAT TO MAKE FROM LEFTOVER MARSHMALLOW PEEPS:
Peepshi (Peep sushi)
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/peeps-recipes-how-to-make-peepshi-sushi-rice-krispies-treats-easter.html
Peepshi (Peep sushi)
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/peeps-recipes-how-to-make-peepshi-sushi-rice-krispies-treats-easter.html
Monday, April 5, 2010
DUKE BEATS BUTLER
61 to 59. Either way I would have been happy. Dad went to Duke, but I went to a little college no one ever heard of, too.
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY 80
Big day for sports: Donovan McNabb, Tiger Woods, NCAA finals, Nats and White House Easter Egg Roll.
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janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, April 4, 2010
DAY 79
Happy Easter! As I don't own a rabbit, here is a picture of my darling Lightning: http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/pigone.jpg
Saturday, April 3, 2010
JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9o0mpdvfs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEl55TWXMY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hdipZjx8c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EcybyLJS8
http://www.youtube.com/texcavy#p/u/3/DIFZQTweKBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP0yDQ4hGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBOcIGXsWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vRbY-UPFc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0p17OA5Qn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEl55TWXMY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hdipZjx8c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EcybyLJS8
http://www.youtube.com/texcavy#p/u/3/DIFZQTweKBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP0yDQ4hGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBOcIGXsWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vRbY-UPFc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0p17OA5Qn0
DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS
"I spent Passover with gay friends. Two of the four questions were on Liza Minnelli."
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Friday, April 2, 2010
DAY 77
He thought you were worth dying for: http://catholicexchange.com/2010/03/30/127381
janedoe@seductive.com
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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