Mac's at 6:30 AM in my neighbourhood = freakshow:
1) A couple my age, no wedding rings, all over each other. Neither was very attractive.
2) The woman in front of me in line with hair dyed a weird shade of red-blonde, orange-coloured lipstick, turquoise eyeshadow, multiple piercings and a neck tattoo.
3) A guy behind me with a flourescent orange T-shirt.
